🏆 Synalpheus Pinkfloydi
I’m seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.
About me
What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their greatest hit was the wall. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. How are women like swimming pools? They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside. Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions. What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them. Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.